uhhhh the saturday after that March 11th was freddy's b-day so me n xtal met everybody at this ghetto ass backyard gig in LA but we were sober and bored and guys were bein perverts. 2 chicks got in a crazy ass fight for a long time cause of some dumb punk gang bullshit. then melissa and them called and said to meet them at the shop so we made everyone come with us. haha i parked in a church parking lot inside the gates and when we left crystal was like "yea that would suck if they closed the gates and your car was stuck in there" and we laughed but then once we got to the car the gates were closed and we started freaking out haha but then mike the genius opened it. sid desperately wanted to ride with us so we let him. jesus and mike followed us in their car. flipped bitches. pumped gas hahaha. sung motorhead. bumped grand masta flash. were almost to the shop then they called and said it was over. then freddy called and said to meet them at a party right by where the gig was so we went there for like 15 minutes then some crazy lady started yelling at everyone to leave in spanish "putos! putos! madafackas!!" zahid crashed his car so he left :( we partied at jack in the box. efrain sid and telescope rode with us cause their ride split. we went on a goose chase to find a party in long beach but got there and it was over so we went a buncha people to get a motel room. jesus and mike played soccer and charades hahaha. the motel room was boring. watched spanish tv. jesus texted me "move" cause he couldnt see haha. moron. then we got bored and left. dropped off freddy n sid. me n xtal crashed at her place. you know you're mexican when you can do this...Jesus you know you're a honkey when Hot Cheetos are too spicey, Mike Freddy's always turning japanese :P Sid thinks he's Dracula. it sucked though cause we didnt dance besides in the car.... we need these.
last friday we didn't leave until 11:00 so victor's dance party got rolled already. me, lexi, and tom got sparks at the liquor store around the corner from xta;'s house while we were waiting for her and we met a black guy named "Pretty Tony" haha he gave us a porno video that had clothes hanger clamps on some chick's pussy lips haha WHAT!?! he told me he wanted to be my dog and i should put a collar on him and walk him around. then he shook his ass to destiny's child. then he said "PUT IT IN MY FACE!!!" and the black crosseyed guy took a picture for us. eww... then we went to victor's house anyways to see where the after party was but the pigs were still in front so we went to jack in the box and ate in a gas station. puffer fish squeaky toy named flounder. called everyone. no one was doing anything wonderful. so we went to tom's and his friends came over. drank. danced. they kept sayin i looked and acted just like their friend Maddy??? it was annoying. tom has a bar with every kinda booze/beer known to man! even moonshine!!! his cousin has 5 drawers FULLLL of amazing CD's and boxes of vinyl. crystal got really drunk. lexi told me to "move my feathers" and we both started cracking up and fell on the floor. erik came for like 10 minutes but he had gotten a ticket and he was having a bad day so he left. me and xtal crashed on the couch. we woke up crazy hungover and babbling. sumo wrestler on the light switch. tom put his pants in the dryer to warm them up before he put them on and i was like "why dont YOU just climb in the dryer too!!?" and he tried...ass first...and got stuck. haha oh my. SPECIAL OLYMPICS BREAK DANCING CONTEST!!!!!! im super rad... so are lexi and tom haha and xtal as DEVO oh my... oven mitt lovebirds he makes me wanna yoddle eww haha starving japanese children! josh has a rubberband ball??? uhhhh.... we had quite a variety of alcohol